Finally: A T-shirt that embraces the madness of online reviews. We cherry-picked actual online reviews from four Salem restaurants for little phrases that turned standard one-star reviews to internet troll gold! From criticizing a breakfast spot for having too many egg dishes to achieving maximum rage about a restaurant in its first week of business; these misguided sentiments are the cream of the crop. Show your love for Salem's service industry with our "Single Star Special"! Thanks to Kokeshi, Howling Wolf Taqueria, The Ugly Mug Diner, and Smokin' Betty's BBQ + Bar for agreeing to have some fun with us!